Monday, April 27, 2009

would your blog get an A?

The spam I get in my Hampshire webmail account is always getting more interesting. Yesterday I got this one with the subject line "would your blog get an A?" (keep in mind while reading that it's viagra spam, though the text makes no mention at all of viagra):

all the sudden im 30 i thought id be driving a mini van full of kids and happily decorating my own home but life has shown me again that i am not in control and as i wait for more children and a sense of being settled
grant and i listened and danced to his music on valentines day
i have been laying in bed sick since monday it seems to be getting worse by the day not better i am so irritated and antsy i miss my family and i want to clean my house
refined sugar will be your enemy till you die
but the pattern is still available
again happy things
do you have to be obsessed with yarn and needles and hooks like i am to think that is the most inviting little space youve ever seen
hey my little family
let me explain Buoy
cate what did you play on the computer then
from the spring/summer 09 toast catalog
say hi to gilbert and the kids with love km
and that made me think of all the insomniatic nights that she stayed up with me and mirrored my every move and snuggled me right out of my anxiety into dreamland long after grant and cate had drifted off
acre of land is my favorite song of his
i thought id live there forever one day when i was 12 my dad quit his job and we moved to lake tahoe it rocked my stable world
i really really need my bedroom to be simple and uncluttered and white for calming purposes you know what i mean
we gave the universe one out- if grant found a job he loved before springtime wed stay put even though we wanted to go to cali really bad and even though grant had been looking for a different job for a long time
the deal with pcos and carbs
like this one for instance my older brother uploaded it while reminiscing about the old buggie he rebuilt in the 80s
project 31 is rolling along i have donations for every single item i need for the 31 newborn kits and lots of fabric donations and i will sew until there are 31 baby quilts too thank you SO much i was overwhelmed by the awesome response packages are starting to arrive i will be sure to post some pictures when i get it all together and ready to take to the humanitarian center my heart is happy

1 comment:

  1. jesus, i want to try to make a spam message; i bet it's cathartic like none other - this has the purging power of a biography without the nonfiction compact or narrative reasonableness

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